Timewasting: MLS Team Of The Week #12 – Religious XI

Every week we feel like doing it, we think of a subject for a football team to be based around, then fill it with our starting eleven of current and recent MLS players with some appropriate name changes, or even better, just as is!

Your scouting job is to come up with the subs bench, from any player from around the world, and leave your player suggestions in the comments section.

It’s the Easter weekend. For some, it’s an important religious time, for others, like myself, it’s an excuse to stuff even more chocolate into your mouth than usual. Yeah, like I need an excuse to do that. If you’re a diabetic atheist then you must just hate this time of year.

With all this in mind, we thought what better time to bring your our latest “MLS Team of the Week” – the “Religious XI”…

GK: Joe Cannonized (Vancouver Whitecaps)

D : Andrew Jean-the-Baptiste (Portland Timbers)
D : Corey Ashe Wednesday (Houston Dynamo)
D : Mike Kabbalah (Portland Timbers)
D : Heathen Pearce (Chivas)

M : Holy Nguyen (New England Revolution)
M : Orthodox McCarty (New York Red Bulls)
M : Dwayne DeRosarybeads (DC United)

F : Juan Pablo Angel (Chivas)
F : Heaven James (Montreal Impact)
F : Blasphemy Perez (Dallas)

Hopefully this team can resurrect their season this Easter and not be crucified in their next match. They should do well with their crosses anyway.