Timewasting: MLS Team of the Week #17  – The Prison XI

Timewasting: MLS Team of the Week #17 – The Prison XI

Every few weeks, whenever we feel like it, we think of a subject for a football team to be based around for our “Team of the Week”. Then we fill it with our starting eleven of current and recent MLS players with some appropriate name changes, or even better, just as is!

Your scouting job is to come up with the subs bench, from any player from around the world, and leave your player suggestions in the comments section.

Keeping it topical, and in light of the news of the TFC 3, we bring you our latest “MLS Team of the Week”, the Prison XI….

GK: Nick Remanded (Real Salt Lake)

D : Jail Anibaba (Chicago Fire)
D : Miguel Acevalcatraz (Toronto)
D : Doing Tyme Harden (Toronto)
D : Hunter Not A Freeman (Colorado Rapids)

M : James Marcellin (Dallas)
M : Luis Guilty (Real Salt Lake)
M : Keyln Death Rowe (New England Revolution)
M : Jan Gunnar Sollitary (New York Red Bulls)

F : Custody Arnoux (Real Salt Lake)
F : In The Nick Soolsma (Toronto)

Manager: Tommy Soehn – because he was criminal

This team will play all their home games at the Clink in Seattle.

Not sure they’ll be too keen to hit the showers afterwards though.

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Authored by: Michael McColl

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