Timewasting: MLS Team Of The Week #4 – Sweet Treat XI

Every week (or whenever takes our fancy) we think of a subject for a football team to be based around, then fill it with our starting eleven of MLS players with some appropriate name changes, or even better, just as is!

Your scouting job is to come up with the subs bench, from any player from around the world, and leave your player suggestions in the comments section.

With Christmas approaching it’s time for many of us to overload on chocolate, so this week we bring you our “Sweet Treat XI”…

GK: Jay Lolly (Chicago Fire – so weird typing that)

D : John Kennedy Hurtadonut (Seattle Sounders)
D : Pie Harden (Toronto)
D : Chad Marshmallow (Columbus Crew)
D : Andy Aero (Toronto)

M : Javier S’Morales (Real Salt Lake)
M : Gershon Koffie-Crisp (Vancouver Whitecaps)
M : Flake Wagner (Real Salt Lake)

F : Thierry Oh Henry (New York Red Bulls)
F : Juan Pablo Angelfoodcake (Chivas)
F : Flandon Donovan (Los Angeles Galaxy)

Teal Bunbury was going to play for this team but defected to the “Colour XI” instead. Traitor!

If the Caps were to sign Carolina’s Etienne Barbara, then he will be going straight into this team. Why? Cos he’s a big Malteser of course.