Timewasting: MLS Team Of The Week #6 – The Dance XI

Timewasting: MLS Team Of The Week #6 – The Dance XI

Every week (or whenever it takes our fancy) we think of a subject for a football team to be based around, then fill it with our starting eleven of MLS players with some appropriate name changes, or even better, just as is!

Your scouting job is to come up with the subs bench, from any player from around the world, and leave your player suggestions in the comments section.

Tomorrow is New Year’s Eve, a time for celebration and dancing the night away. With this in mind, we bring you the MLS “Dance XI”

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GK: Slosh Saunders (Los Angeles Galaxy)

D : Tyson Wahltz (Montreal Impact)
D : Tymewarp Harden (Toronto FC)
D : Mamadou Belly-Danso (Portland Timbers)

M : Mehdi Balletouchy (New York Red Bulls)
M : Eddie Congaven (Columbus Crew)
M : Nizar Khalfandango (Philadelphia Union)
M : Marvin Cha-Cha-Chavez (San Jose Earthquakes)

F : Shimmy Ochoa (Seattle Sounders)
F : Teal Bunnyhopbury (Kansas City)
F : Long Tango (Vancouver Whitecaps)

Spreading the dancing talent around eleven clubs there. Not too shabby.

I’m not going to say that this is a team of hakas, but…

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