Timewasting: Top Ten Names For TFC’s “It’s A Bloody Big Deal 2” – The Sequel

You know, we haven’t done one of our “Top Ten Lists” for ages. It’s been a staple of AFTN going back to our fanzine days in the early 90’s. But after reading the news of Toronto FC’s transfer targets of Steven Gerrard and Wesley Sneijder on 24th Minute, we just felt inspired.

Now, you would think after making a big splash with Defoe, Bradley and their “Blood Big Deal” marketing campaign, and then seeing all their hopes and expectations crash and burn in such spectacular fashion over the course of the season, that TFC and their fans would maybe want things to be a little bit more low key this offseason.

They might. But just in case they don’t, AFTN is here with our usual helping hand for Toronto’s marketing team, as we bring you the Top Ten Names For TFC’s “It’s A Bloody Big Deal 2” – The Sequel….

(10) I Still Know What You Did Last Season

(9) Desperado

(8) The Order Of The Phoenix (That Just Can’t Quite Rise From The Ashes)

(7) Catching Dire

(6) A New Nightmare

(5) Fail Hard With A Vengeance

(4) Tim & Greg’s Bogus Journey

(3) Attack Of The Clowns

(2) 2 Fat 2 Spurious

(1) The Desolation Of Smug

Or they could just go with – “Mission Impossible 9: The Quest For The Playoffs”.