Timewasting: MLS Team Of The Week #3 – Sexcapades XI

Every week we think of a subject for a football team to be based around, then fill it with our starting eleven of MLS players with some appropriate name changes, or even better, just as is!

Your scouting job is to come up with the subs bench, from any player from around the world, and leave your player suggestions in the comments section.

This week, the R rated “Sexcapades XI”…

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GK: Nick Rimmingando (Real Salt Lake)

D : Jonathon Leathers (Vancouver Whitecaps)
D : Ty Hardon (Toronto)
D : Bilal Fuckit (ex Vancouver Whitecaps)
D : Rawshins McKenzie (Real Salt Lake)
D: BJ Soares (New England Revolution)

M : Corben Boner (Chicago Fire)
M : Brian Kneelson (New York Red Bulls)
M : Michael Munchoff (Vancouver Whitecaps)

F : Dominatrix Oduro (Chicago Fire)
F : Juan Pablo Anal (Chivas USA)

Will they be sloppy at the back?