Timewasting: MLS Team of the Week #14 – Ice Cream XI

We haven’t brought you one of these for a few weeks, but when we do, we think of a subject for a football team to be based around for our “Team of the Week”. Then we fill it with our starting eleven of current and recent MLS players with some appropriate name changes, or even better, just as is!

Your scouting job is to come up with the subs bench, from any player from around the world, and leave your player suggestions in the comments section.

It’s Victoria Day today. Holiday time! For me, memories of May holidays involve enjoying ice cream in all it’s various delightful forms. So what better time than to bring you our “Ice Cream XI”…

GK: Jay Lolly (Chicago Fire)

D : Kulfi Sarkodie (Houston Dynamo)
D : Banana Split Attakora (ex San Jose Earthquakes)
D : Float Lechner (New England Revolution)
D : Corey Heavenly Hashe (Houston Dynamo)

M : Bobby Conevey (Sporting Kansas City)
M : Jorge Vanillafana (Chivas)
M : Shake Salinas (San Jose Earthquakes)

F : Cam Wafer (Houston Dynamo)
F : Kenny Scooper (New York Red Bulls)
F : Long Neapolitan (Vancouver Whitecaps)

MANAGER : Nick Haagen-Dasovic

I’m sure this team won’t be easily licked, although they may have to play all their games on a Sunday.