Timewasting: MLS Team Of The Week #21 – Monopoly XI

Every week we feel like doing it, we think of a subject for a football team to be based around, then fill it with our starting eleven of current and recent MLS players with some appropriate name changes, or even better, just as is!

Your scouting job is to come up with the subs bench, from any player from around the world, and leave your player suggestions in the comments section.

It’s hard to walk around Vancouver at the moment without seeing some ads for MCDonald’s latest Monopoly promotion. I’m sure it’s the same all over Canada. So, with this in mind, there’s no better time for us to do this week’s “MLS Team of the Week” is the “Monopoly XI”…

GK: Stefan Get Out Of Jail Frei (Toronto)

DF : Chance Myers (Sporting KC)
DF : Jeff Free Parking (Seattle Sounders)
DF : Upassgo Ihemelu (Dallas)
DF : Go To Jalil Anibaba (Chicago Fire)
DF : Zach Scottie Dog (Seattle Sounders)

DM : Iron Maund (Toronto)
MF : Calen Carr (Houston Dynamo)
MF : Tax McCarty (New York Red Bulls)

FW : Jonathan Top Hat (Dallas)
FW : Bright Dice (Portland Timbers)

It’s a very defensive team, so hopefully you wouldn’t get too board watching their games.