Timewasting: MLS Team Of The Week #26 – Doctor Who XI

Every week we feel like doing it, which we know hasn’t been for a while, we think of a subject for a football team to be based around, then fill it with our starting eleven of current and recent MLS players with some appropriate name changes, or even better, just as is!

Your scouting job is to come up with the subs bench, from any player from around the world, and leave your player suggestions in the comments section.

Today is a special day for Whovians around the world. It’s the 50th anniversary of Doctor Who. As a staple of my childhood television viewing and still continuing into my adult life, we take you into the space and time contiuum you our latest “MLS Team of the Week”. The “Doctor Who XI”….

GK: Stefan Gallifrey (Toronto)

DF : Sontaran Maund (Real Salt Lake)
DF : Clarence Oodson (San Jose Earthquakes)
DF : Patrick Silurianni (Seattle Sounders)
DF : Timelord Harden (San Jose Earthquakes)

MF : Dalex (Chicago Fire)
MF : Dwayne DavRosario (was DC United)
MF : Andrew Sonic Screwdriver (Houston Dynamo)

FW : Kekuta Cybermanneh (Vancouver Whitecaps – a very Canadian cyberman!)
FW : Oskaro Boniek Garcia (Houston Dynamo)
FW : Gyasi Tardis (Los Angeles Galaxy)

MANAGER : Jason Krice Warriors (Real Salt Lake)

This team would certainly be out of this world and exterminate all opponents. Just watch how well they do if they are given time and relative dimension in space.