Timewasting: MLS Team of the Week #30 – Coffee XI

Timewasting: MLS Team of the Week #30 – Coffee XI

It’s National Coffee Day today, although every day is that here at AFTN Towers. Still, we thought we’d honour it this year by bringing your another of our “MLS Team of the Week” XI’s.

As a refresher, whenever we get around to doing it, we think of a subject for a football team to be based around, then fill it with our starting eleven of current (and sometimes recent) MLS players with some appropriate name changes, or even better, just as is!

Your scouting job is to come up with the subs bench. That can be from any player from currently within MLS or from anywhere and any league around the world. Just leave your player suggestions in the comments section. We’re looking for other team names too.

So wake up and smell it, as it’s time for our latest MLS Team of the Week the “Coffee XI”.


GK: Alec Amerikanno (Atlanta United)

DF : Coffee Sarkodie (San Jose Earthquakes)
DF : Pa Modou Mocha (ex Vancouver Whitecaps)
DF : Justin Morroast (Toronto FC)

MF : Joshua Affogatto (Colorado Rapids)
MF : Kellyn Acosta (FC Dallas) – one for my fellow UK people!
MF : Ignacio Pilatte (Montreal Impact)
MF : Cordell Macciato (San Jose Earthquakes)
MF : Siphonso Davies (Vancouver Whitecaps)

FW : Hadji Barrista (Orlando City)
FW : Erik Cortado (Vancouver Whitecaps)

HEAD COACH : Bean Olsen

TEAM NAME : Vancouver Whitecappuccinos

Definitely a team capable of grinding out results and becoming the crema of the crop. Watch out for their upcoming friendly against crack Italian side A.S. Aroma.

Authored by: Michael McColl

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