Timewasting: Top Ten Players That Should Be Toronto FC Signing Targets
An AFTN fave from the early days was our homage to David Letterman and his top ten lists, so we may as well bring these to Away From The Numbers Canada now as well, kicking off tonight with…
Top Ten Players That Should Be Toronto FC Signing Targets
(10) Chung Yoo-Suk (Busan I’Park – South Korea)
(9) Danny Shittu (QPR – England)
(8) Matthias Cuntz (Karlsruher SC – Germany)
(7) Rod Fanni (Marseille – France)
(6) Michael Gash (Rushden & Diamonds – England)
(5) Mario Turdo (San Martin Tucuman – Argentina)
(4) Nwankwo Kanu (Portsmouth – England)
(3) Eduardo Jumisse (Portimonense SC – Portugal)
(2) Rafael Scheidt (no current club, last known at Botafogo – Brazil)
(1) Milan Fukal (Kapfenberger SV – Austria)
I’m sure that lot would help them out in all departments.
If the franchise ever decides to leave Toronto then they also have a ready made new home at the outdoor Kuntz Memorial football stadium in Indianapolis.
Bring on March 19th.
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Okay, I'm really drunk. But I'm sure these players have all been chosen because they are cunts.
Awesome, your first Krammerhead beer-sponse!
Holy crap. I just read this thread now and hadn't realized I had read it before! Gotta stop hanging out with Charlie Sheen.