Timewasting: Top Ten Unasked Interview Questions In Major League Soccer

(10) [To Referee Baldomero Toledo] – “So what game were you watching?”

(9) [To Toronto’s New York’s DC United’s Dwayne DeRosario] – “Do you own any loyalty cards?”

(8) [To FC Dallas Coach Schellas Hyndman] – “With that small, wrinkly brown head poking out of your top, when did you first realize that you were turning into a tortoise?”

(7) [To New York’s Rafa Marquez – “Still getting away with it then?”

(6) [To Whitecaps’ Tommy Soehn] – “So, exactly how much ability would you say you have on a scale of one to two?”

(5) [To Toronto Coach Aron Winter] – “Sorry. What the fuck did you say?

(4) [To DC United’s Charlie Davies] – “Could you teach my wife to go down that easily?”

(3) [To Kansas City’s Traitor Teal] “So how do you sleep at night?”

(2) [To RSL coach Jason Kreis] – “Blake Wagner. Really???”

(1) [To Whitecaps’ Paul Barber] – “Do you even still believe what you say?”