Timewasting: MLS Team Of The Week # 39 – Biscuits XI

Timewasting: MLS Team Of The Week # 39 – Biscuits XI

It’s National Biscuits Day! Although every day is biscuits day here at AFTN Towers, as my teeth are a testament to.

To celebrate we’re bringing your our latest MLS Team of the Week – the Biscuits XI.

For those that don’t know what this section is, we think of a subject for a football team to be based around, then usually fill it with our starting XI of current (or very recent) MLS players with some appropriate name changes, or even better, just as is! Our big difference from the original is that we actually put them in a team with a proper formation and not just a long list of random names.

Your scouting job is to come up with the subs bench, from any player from around the world, and leave your player suggestions in the comments section.

Can you add a few more?


Team Name : New York Shortbread Bulls

GK: Alex Bourbono (Toronto)

D : RichTea Laryea (Toronto)
D : Tim Tam Parker (New York Red Bulls)
D : Eddigestive Segura (LAFC)
D : Deklan Pengwynne (Colorado Rapids)

M : HobNoble Okello (Toronto)
M : Eric Custard Cremedi (Atlanta United)
M : Michael Garibaldisimo (Vancouver Whitecaps)
M : Jonathan Oreo (Toronto)

F : Aleksander KitKatai (LA Galaxy)
F : Jeremy Ebobiscotti (Portland Timbers)
F : Jaffa Picault (Dallas)

Manager : Raphaƫl Biccie (Chicago Fire)

Authored by: Michael McColl

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