Timewasting: MLS Team Of The Week #16  – Hair XI

Timewasting: MLS Team Of The Week #16 – Hair XI

Every week we feel like doing it, we think of a subject for a football team to be based around, then fill it with our starting eleven of current and recent MLS players with some appropriate name changes, or even better, just as is!

Your scouting job is to come up with the subs bench, from any player from around the world, and leave your player suggestions in the comments section.

With a couple of weeks between games, the Whitecaps players have had to find ways to occupy their time. In Greg Klazura’s case, he shaved his head, breaking the heart of his []headband on Twitter.

In honour of his fallen locks, our latest “MLS Team of the Week” is the “Hair XI”


GK: Dandruff Kennedy (Chivas)

D : Trim Ward (San Jose Earthquakes)
D : Bob Boswell (Houston Dynamo)
D : Styler Polak (New England Revolution)

M : Brad Ringlet (San Jose Earthquakes)
M : Bryce Balderson (Vancouver Whitecaps)
M : Brian Mullet (Colorado Rapids)
M : Torsten Fringe (Toronto)
M : Shave Salinas (San Jose Earthquakes)

F : Joao Plaita (Toronto)
F : Jonathan Mop-Top (Dallas)

Manager: Mohawk Johnston

CEO : Paul Barber

If you want to see this team in action, we believe there are some friendlies lined up against Columbus Crewcuts and international opposition in Hadjuk Split-ends.

You’re bound to find some highlights online.

Authored by: Michael McColl

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