Timewasting: MLS Team Of The Week #7 – Horror XI

Timewasting: MLS Team Of The Week #7 – Horror XI

Every week we feel like doing it, we think of a subject for a football team to be based around, then fill it with our starting eleven of current and recent MLS players with some appropriate name changes, or even better, just as is!

Your scouting job is to come up with the subs bench, from any player from around the world, and leave your player suggestions in the comments section.

As it’s Friday the 13th, we felt that this week was the perfect time for the “Horror XI”


GK: Frankenstein Rost (New York Red Bulls)

D : Jonathan Leatherface (ex Vancouver Whitecaps)
D : C.H.U.D. Marshall (Columbus Crew)
D : Wes Knight of the Living Dead (ex Vancouver Whitecaps)
D : Chance ‘Michael’ Myers (Kansas City)

M : Stephen King (DC United)
M : Jack ‘The Ripper’ Jewsbury (Portland Timbers)
M : Terror Dunfield (Toronto)
M : Victor Pinheada (Chicago Fire)
M : Freddy ‘Krueger’ Adu (Philadelphia Union)

F : Josh Wolffman (DC United)

Vancouver’s Mustapha Jarju just missed out on a place in the starting line up (no surprise there) as “The Invisible Man”.

Good news for Caps fans though, with Tommy Soehn becoming a manager for the side, as he’s a fucking nightmare.

We went for the lone attacker in good horror movie tradition. Always send someone in on their own. Scary!

Authored by: Michael McColl

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