Timewasting: MLS Team Of The Week #8 – Animals XI

Every week we feel like doing it, we think of a subject for a football team to be based around, then fill it with our starting eleven of current and recent MLS players with some appropriate name changes, or even better, just as is!

Your scouting job is to come up with the subs bench, from any player from around the world, and leave your player suggestions in the comments section.

This time around, it’s the “Animals XI”…

GK: Faryd Komododragon (Philadelphia Union)

D : Tyger Harden (Toronto)
D : Jay DeFerret (Vancouver Whitecaps)
D : Michael Foxall (Vancouver Whitecaps)
D : Giraffael Marquez (New York Red Bulls)

M : Reggie Lambe (Toronto)
M : Christian Silverback (Seattle Sounders)
M : Daniel Impaladini (Chicago Fire)

F : Josh Wolff (DC United)
F : Steve Yakuani (Seattle Sounders)
F : Joao Platypus (Toronto)

If only Moosetapha Jarju had stuck around in Vancouver, he may have finally got to hold down a starting spot with a MLS team.