Timewasting: MLS Team Of The Week #2 – Dog XI
Every week we think of a subject for a football team to be based around, then fill it with our starting eleven of MLS players with some appropriate name changes, or even better, just as is!
Your scouting job is to come up with the subs bench, from any player from around the world, and leave your player suggestions in the comments section.
This week, it’s the “Dog XI”…
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GK: Joe Canine (Vancouver Whitecaps)
D : Blake Wagner (Real Salt Lake)
D : Aurelien Collie (Kansas City)
D : Michael Boxer (Vancouver Whitecaps)
M : Brandon Barklarge (DC United)
M : Corben Bone (Chicago Fire)
M : Spaniel Paladini (Chicago Fire)
M : Logan Paws (Chicago Fire)
M : Great Dane Richards (New York Red Bulls)
F : Josh Woof (San Jose Earthquakes)
F : Joao Pluto (Toronto)
Lining up in a 3-5-2 formation, this team is sure to be good going for those vital three pointers!
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But the question is, do they have the pedigree to Winalot?
How could Terrier Dunfield not get in the team Oh wait. I know why, he's shit.
Lamar Beagle of Sounders
Stan Colliemore
Kenny Dalgleash
David Barkham
Marco Pawpaw
Fabian E'spaniel'da… okay that was a stretch.