Timewasting: MLS Team Of The Week #2 – Dog XI

Timewasting: MLS Team Of The Week #2 – Dog XI

Every week we think of a subject for a football team to be based around, then fill it with our starting eleven of MLS players with some appropriate name changes, or even better, just as is!

Your scouting job is to come up with the subs bench, from any player from around the world, and leave your player suggestions in the comments section.

This week, it’s the “Dog XI”

GK: Joe Canine (Vancouver Whitecaps)

D : Blake Wagner (Real Salt Lake)
D : Aurelien Collie (Kansas City)
D : Michael Boxer (Vancouver Whitecaps)

M : Brandon Barklarge (DC United)
M : Corben Bone (Chicago Fire)
M : Spaniel Paladini (Chicago Fire)
M : Logan Paws (Chicago Fire)
M : Great Dane Richards (New York Red Bulls)

F : Josh Woof (San Jose Earthquakes)
F : Joao Pluto (Toronto)

Lining up in a 3-5-2 formation, this team is sure to be good going for those vital three pointers!

Authored by: Michael McColl

There are 4 comments for this article
  1. English Git at 22:04

    But the question is, do they have the pedigree to Winalot?

  2. Caps Fan 79 at 00:55

    How could Terrier Dunfield not get in the team Oh wait. I know why, he's shit.

  3. Doggy Style at 01:48

    Lamar Beagle of Sounders

    Stan Colliemore

    Kenny Dalgleash

  4. Steve at 02:51

    David Barkham
    Marco Pawpaw
    Fabian E'spaniel'da… okay that was a stretch.

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