Timewasting: MLS Team Of The Week #22 – Halloween XI

Timewasting: MLS Team Of The Week #22 – Halloween XI

Every week we feel like doing it, we think of a subject for a football team to be based around, then fill it with our starting eleven of current and recent MLS players with some appropriate name changes, or even better, just as is!

Your scouting job is to come up with the subs bench, from any player from around the world, and leave your player suggestions in the comments section.

It’s Halloween and hopefully all of the horror is reserved for tonight and not tomorrow down in LA.

We want to get it all out now, so with this in mind, our latest “MLS Team of the Week” is the “Halloween XI”


GK: Tally Hallow’s Eve (Houston Dynamo)

DF : Ghoulee Young-Pyo (Vancouver Whitecaps)
DF : Patrick-or-treat Ianni (Seattle Sounders)
DF : Steven Pumpkinney (Chicago Fire)
DF: Gorey Ashe (Houston Dynamo)

MF : Jack-o-lantern Jewsbury (Portland Timbers)
MF : Terror Dunfield (Toronto)
MF : Eric Evila (Toronto)
MF : Macoumba Candy (Houston Dynamo)

FW : Calen Carrve (Houston Dynamo)
FW : Brian Witching Hour (Houston Dynamo)

The scariest part of the above is how frightening Houston Dynamo seem to be!

We were going to go with the obvious of KC’s Chance ‘Michael’ Myers, but since he’d already made our earlier Horror XI, we thought we’d give someone else a chance!

Authored by: Michael McColl

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