Timewasting: MLS Team Of The Week #10 – Cheese XI

Timewasting: MLS Team Of The Week #10 – Cheese XI

Every week we feel like doing it, we think of a subject for a football team to be based around, then fill it with our starting eleven of current and recent MLS players with some appropriate name changes, or even better, just as is!

Your scouting job is to come up with the subs bench, from any player from around the world, and leave your player suggestions in the comments section.

It’s ‘First Kick’ tomorrow and the cheese-eating surrender monkeys are coming to town.

If you think about it, Montreal Impact and cheese have a lot of things in common. Their defence is full of holes, some of them are French and the team stinks.

So, with all that in mind, our “MLS Team of the Week” this time around is the “Cheese XI”


GK: Emmentally Hall (Houston Dynamo)

D : Shavarti Thomas (Montreal Impact)
D : Alain Rougette (Vancouver Whitecaps)
D : Gorgonzola Segares (Chicago Fire)

M : Dairylee Nguyen (New England Revolution) – one for the UK readers there!
M : Nick LaBrocciu (Chivas)
M : Edam Moffat (Houston Dynamo)
M : Monterey Jack Jewsbury (Portland Timbers)
M : Camilo Parmesanvezzo (Vancouver Whitecaps)

F : Andre Akpaneer (Colorado Rapids)
F : Camembert Weaver (Houston Dynamo)

On paper, this team could be really gouda!

Authored by: Michael McColl

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