Timewasting: MLS Team of the Week #28 – Halloween XI (the sequel)

It’s been a while since we did one of our “Team of the Week” XI’s, so let’s remedy that over the rest of the year.

As a refresher, every week we feel like doing it, we think of a subject for a football team to be based around, then fill it with our starting eleven of current and recent MLS players with some appropriate name changes, or even better, just as is!

Your scouting job is to come up with the subs bench, from any player from within MLS or around the world, and leave your player suggestions in the comments section.

It’s Halloween, so after the horror show that was the Whitecaps league season, it seemed only fitting to return with our “MLS Team of the Week” section with another “Halloween XI”…

GK: Stefan Fright Night (Seattle Sounders)

DF : Fraser Scared (Vancouver Whitecaps)
DF : Bobby Bloodcurdling (Colorado Rapids)
DF : Phantommy Redding (Orlando City)
DF: Jordan Carvey (Vancouver Whitecaps)

MF : Ethan Coffinlay (Columbus Crew)
MF : Andrea Vampirlo (New York City)
MF : Kackle (Orlando City)
MF : Brek Banshee (Orlando City)

FW : Skeleton Gashi (Colorado Rapids)
FW : Mo Baghoulie (Toronto)

SUBS :
GK : Maxime Creepy (Montreal Impact)
DF : London Wooooooodberry (New England Revolution)
DF : David Deadgar (Vancouver Whitecaps)
DF : Mamadu Samba Candy (New England Revolution)
MF : Carlos Gruesome (FC Dallas)
MF : Zach Frankensteinberger (Houston Dynamo)
FW : Patrick-or-treat Nyarko (DC United)

HEAD COACH : Carl Graverobbinson (Vancouver Whitecaps)

TEAM NAME : New York Dead Bulls

For your further enjoyment re-read our previous HALLOWEEN XI and our HORROR XI.